Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Brothers and Sisters, I have becomed ordained as a Minister for the Universal Life Church and am now titled "Reverend Alfred Smith". I'm going to try to get this on my new Driver's License. According to their church and the laws of Florida, I'm allowed to conduct Weddings to Funeral Rights. If you want to become a minister as well, go find them online. Be careful, there are some bogus sites. If you need any of my services or counceling, don't hesitate to give me a call. Can I get an Amen?