A Moment for Comedy: Fine and Dandy

This is an exerpt from Napalm and Silly Putty - Part 2 - The Book and George Carlin Quotes. Every once in a while we need a good smile.

Napalm and Silly Putty - Part 2 - The Book and George Carlin Quotes: "You say to a guy, 'How are ya?' He says, 'Fine and dandy.' Not me. I never say that. You know why? because I'm never both those things at the same time. Sometimes I'm fine. But I'm not dandy. I might be close to dandy. I might be approaching dandy. I might even be in the general vicinity of dandyhood. But not quite fully dandy. Other times, I might indeed be highly dandy. However, not fine. One time, 1978. August. For about an hour. I was both fine and dandy at the same time. But nobody asked me how I was. I coulda told 'em, 'Fine and dandy!' I consider it a lost opportunity. "